Anyway, for dinner we had grilled ham and cheese sandwiches, steamed broccoli, and salad on the side. Gracey asked, "Why do they call it GIRL Cheese?" I told her that it is actually grilled cheese.
After a few seconds of silence she said, "But the cheese isn't grilled, the bread is!"
(she is so my kid, I always question reasoning that I think may be totally dumb!)
I then told her that it is a "Cheese Sandwich" that is grilled.
I think she got it.
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The next point of conversation really caught me off guard. Fresh off of watching the movie "Home Alone 2," Gracey says,
"Mom, Big Horse's Ass is a bad word......unless you are talking to robbers!"
Oh dear.
So I try and stifle my laugh and tell her that we shouldn't say it to anybody. And if you ever meet robbers, you should run away. Not call them bad names!
I was absolutely dying inside!!
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All the while these talks are going on between Gracey and me, between bites, Emily is doing the helicopter with her pigtails!
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My girls gave me so many reasons to laugh last night!
10 comments:
Thanks for sharing. This certainly made me laugh while reading it!
I love times like that, especially when I am coherent enough to remember them. You've got to hang on to those little moments in motherhood...the comic relief!
Mmm I was eating a GIRL cheese while reading this. I need to be better at writing things down. Elsa said the funniest thing in the car yesterday I was dying of laughter, and now I can't remember it for the life of me.
I love the robber story! Though you are a far better mom than I am...I would have told her to go ahead and call the robber that! =)
Andrina calls it a girl cheese too.
I'm pretty sure that saying Big Horses Ars is appropriate in other situations then just robbers.. but way to cover. I should be like you and not the kind of Mom who calls my kids names like freak & pinhead...
haha too funny!
I love it! I wish my kids would say funny things I can document but it usually is just rude or annoying!
Do you remember "Gorilla Cheese Sandwiches"? I think that was a Markie-ism!
Cute!!:) I don't think I've ever questioned why it's grilled cheese. What a smart thinker!
Looking forward to getting the fabric in the mail. I'm excited to see what you picked out. It takes me a few days to sew it up and then I send it your way.
I really want to make sure I do good at writing the funny things down because you always thing you'll remember them... then dont
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